The Bridge Game

 

 

 A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. 

When asked why had she left her previous employment, she replied, "Yes, sir, they paid good wages, but it was the most ridiculous place I ever worked."  

"Last night they played a game called Bridge and a lot of folks were there. As I was about to bring in the refreshments, I heard a man say, 'Lay down and let's see what you've got.' "  

"Another man said, 'I've got strength but no length.' " 

"Another man says to the lady, 'Take your hand off my trick!' " 

""I pretty dropped dead just then, when the lady answered, 'You jumped me twice when you didn't have the strength for one raise.' " 

"Another lady was talking about protecting her honor." 

"Another lady said, 'Now it's time for me to play with your husband and you can play with mine.' " 

"Well, I just got my hat and coat and as I was leaving, I hope to die if one of them didn't say, 'Well, I guess we'll go home now. This is the last rubber'"